Friday, August 7, 2009

Miss Universe 2009 - Emphasizing Ms Singapore

In the past, i remembered while watching pageant, i always waited so hard for Miss Singapore to appear and each time hoping they could get into the finals. As each year passes by, my hopes declined from Final to Semi Final to Quarter Finals and finally now....I just cannot be bothered.

Somehow i came by this post from the forum about Miss Singapore and if you wish, click on the link for some sneak preview.

What is so interesting tat i would make an entry on this topic is the below joke shared in the forum.

Ermm..its a little dirty thou but damn funny. Read at your own discretion!

It is the final round of the Miss Universe 2009 and the 3 finalists, Miss USA,
Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions :-

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting
with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini
Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the
letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says:
LIEWLIAN !! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to
determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided
that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter 'L',
they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with
the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore :



LJ !!!
The Judges fainted ...

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